Pretentious tree names

I’m curious to know if this is funny to me because I’m so fond of trees or if it’s funny to anybody because…it’s funny. Here’s a selection of Pretentious Tree Names concocted by Doogie Horner. More here:

Lord Mahogany

Wiloughby Yew

Digby Applewood

Goldenbough Turnbluth Cedar

Noble Sir Fir Elingswood

Ashton Fir Mapleheart

Hickory Mockernut

Whiskey Kingwood