Did I miss anything?

I was granted a day off and left town for the weekend. No connection to the internet. When I returned, I asked someone if I missed anything and the response was something like, “Are you kidding? This is Morenci.” That’s not the sort of response a newspaper person wants to hear. Particularly one who is now way behind in the chore of getting a newspaper out.

I was suckered by the Mega-Woosh video listed below. I’m the annoying person who is always answering e-mails with a link to Snopes that shows the story is not true, and in this case I never checked Snopes when that too good to believe video arrived. However, I did say that if it’s a fake, it’s very well done and that remains true.

A few helpful hints from Aleksandra Mir’s “How Not to Cook Book“:

“Never season a salad while holding a cigarette.”

“Do not tell your grandmother you liked something she cooked for you when actually you didn’t. She’ll make it for you over and over again.”

“While boiling pasta do not start two parallel chats on Facebook.”

Did you know Ohio is a piano? 88 counties, 88 keys.

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