Cat fur

How about a cat fur muffler? Here’s an article about a woman who created 80 yards of yarn from her long-haired cat:

Karen MacEwan writes, “I acquired a long-haired cat that hadn’t been groomed in a while. Rather than throw the new cat directly into a bathtub and scrub her, I decided instead to shear her and spin her fur!”

Very unappealing to me.