Rush Limbaugh is blaming God for the volcanic eruption in Iceland:
You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking.
I’ve heard of God causing earthquakes before but I can’t remember a volcano.
I wonder if someone is busy compiling stats of this volcano’s contribution to global warming vs. the activities of all of mankind the last 10 years.
contrarian, check this out.
link didn’t work. try this one:
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2010/planes-or-volcano/
Thanks Arsie. That’s great!
Update: It’s slutty women:
“Amid all the recent speculation over what only feels like an unusual number of earthquakes around the world, an Iranian cleric has offered a novel explanation for the source of seismic activity: promiscuous women.”