The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow has an auto-replace feature that takes news feeds and makes what the group considers necessary changes, such as changing the word “gay” to “homosexual.” That made for interesting sports reporting recently at the Olympic trials due to a runner named Tyson Gay:

Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.

His wind-aided 9.85 seconds was a fairly cut-and-dry performance compared to what happened a day earlier. On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth, then in his quarterfinal a couple of hours later, ran 9.77 to break the American record that had stood since 1999. […]

Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead…. Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: “A little fatigued.”