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    IN THE FIELD—2004 Morenci graduate Kayse Onweller works in a test plot of wheat in Texas. She’s part of Bayer CropScience’s North American wheat breeding program based in Nebraska, where she completed post-graduate work in plant breeding and genetics.
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    REFEREE Camden Miller raises the hand of Morenci Jr. Dawgs wrestler Ryder Ryan as his opponent leaves the mat in disappointment. Morenci’s youth wrestling program served as host for a tournament Saturday morning to raise money for the club. Additional photos are on the back page.
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    SHERWOOD STATE Bank opened its Fayette office at a grand opening Friday morning, drawing a large crowd to view the renovated building. Above, Burt Blue talks to teller Cindy Funk, while his wife, Jackie, looks around the new office. The Blues missed the opening and took a quick tour on Tuesday. Few traces remain of the former grocery store and theater, however, part of the original brick wall still shows in the hallway leading to the back of the building. The drive-through window should be ready for customers later in the month.
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    CARRYING—Riley Terry (blue jacket) and Mason Vaughn lead the way, carrying an empty casket outside to the hearse waiting at the curb. Morenci juniors and seniors visited Eagle Funeral Home last week to learn about the role of a funeral director and to understand the process of arranging for a funeral.
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    MORENCI student Dalton McCowan puts everything into a dead lift attempt Saturday morning during the Wyseguy Push/Pull event. Lifters helped raise more than $1,600 for the family of the late Devin Wyse, a former Morenci power-lifter who graduated last year. Commemorative T-shirts are still available by contacting teacher Dan Hoffman.
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    FROM THE LEFT, Landon Wilkins, Ryan White and Logan Blaker try out their artistic skills Saturday afternoon at the Morenci PTO’s first Date to Create event. More than 50 people showed up to create decorated planks of wood to hang from rope. The event served as a fund-raiser for miscellaneous PTO projects. Additional photos are on the back of this week’s Observer.
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    NEW OFFICES—Fayette village administrator Steve Blue speaks with tax administrator Genna Biddix at the new front desk of the village office. Village council members voted to use budgeted renovation funds targeted for the old office and instead buy the vacant bank building on the corner of Main and Fayette streets. The old office was sold to Sherwood State Bank. When everything is put into place in the spacious new village office, an open house will be scheduled. Council member David Wheeler donated all of his time needed to make changes in the bank interior to fit the Village’s needs.

2007.04.11 Wait a minute, here's some more stuff

Written by David Green.

By RICH FOLEY

More strange and useless knowledge from the Factoid File...

Estimated speed of a running alligator? 30 mph. Of a running grizzly bear? 35 mph. If you’re being chased by an alligator? Jump on the back of the nearest bear.

Fitness expert and juicer tycoon Jack LaLanne is credited with inventing the jumping jack, hence the name. Good thing he was named Jack. A jumping bob just sounds weird.

The bullet holes from the shots that missed during the assassination of Louisiana governor Huey Long in 1935 are now a tourist attraction in the state capitol in Baton Rouge.

While we’re on the subject of historical bullets in Louisiana, there’s also the case of the Bonnie and Clyde death car. The movie starring Warren Beatty was historically accurate at least in the fact that over 100 bullets were fired into the car to kill the two fugitives.

 After the bodies were removed, the owner of the stolen getaway car the two outlaws were driving was contacted and she drove it several hundred miles back home, bullet holes, blood stains and all.

Dannon boysenberry yogurt, Good & Plenty candy and Tropicana Ruby Red grapefruit juice are just three of many products whose “natural color,” as listed in the ingredients, comes from crushed beetles. How’s your appetite now?

Race horses are often fed special treats such as Pop Tarts, doughnuts and peppermints. Many travel with water from their home stable pump, so as not to upset them with “different” water. In 2004, Tapit received three eggs and a pint of Guinness each day while training for the Kentucky Derby. He finished ninth.

Antonio Gentile, a 14 year-old boy from Virginia, won a contest in 1916 to design a logo for the Planter’s peanut company. The company has used the final version of Gentile’s entry for 90 years while paying him a grand total of $5.00.

What is Aubrey Eberhardt’s claim to fame? While a paratrooper at Georgia’s Fort Benning in 1940, he saw a movie about Apache Indian chief Geronimo. Inspired by the experience, he told his comrades that he would shout the chief’s name when he jumped out of the plane during training the next day. His friends followed his example and his idea soon spread throughout the military and anywhere people jump from airplanes.

Most played video in the history of MTV? Something by Michael Jackson? Or maybe Madonna? No, the honor goes to “Sledgehammer” by Peter Gabriel. Come on, admit it. You’re getting hungry just thinking about those dancing chickens, aren’t you?

Speaking of hungry, the southwest United States is home to the Pink Taco restaurant chain. As part of their marketing plan, they offered a total of $30 million to the Arizona Cardinals to rename their football stadium after the restaurants. Pink Taco Stadium? A name sure to cause fear in the hearts of visiting teams it isn’t. The Cardinals passed on the offer.

First U. S. president whose name contained all the letters of the word “criminal?” That would be Richard Milhous Nixon. The only other one? William Jefferson Clinton.

The Holiday Inn motel chain is said to lose nearly 600,000 towels a year to theft. How many are you hiding?

Rune Tapper of Sweden is the world’s leading collector of airline airsickness bags. At last count, Tapper had bags from 387 different airlines. Unused, I hope.

Ratio of U.S. Wal-Mart employees to U.S. high school teachers? Approximately 1 to 1. Some of them may be both.

Art student Lauren Potter knitted a life-size replica of a Ferrari Testarossa.  It took 12 miles of yarn to complete the project.

From Michael Largo’s book “Final Exits:” Alligators have killed 201 people since 1949, while chewing gum kills about 300 people every year.

From 1920 to 2000, an average of 20 people a year were killed by bears. Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while purchasing ice cream.

Roller coasters have killed 265 people since 1965. From 1985 to 2004 alone, 224 people have been electrocuted by their toaster. I still think I’ll take my chances with the toaster.

Finally, enough pizza is eaten in the United States each year to cover all of Washington, DC. And some days, that doesn’t seem like a bad idea.

    – April 11, 2007

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