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    IN THE FIELD—2004 Morenci graduate Kayse Onweller works in a test plot of wheat in Texas. She’s part of Bayer CropScience’s North American wheat breeding program based in Nebraska, where she completed post-graduate work in plant breeding and genetics.
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    REFEREE Camden Miller raises the hand of Morenci Jr. Dawgs wrestler Ryder Ryan as his opponent leaves the mat in disappointment. Morenci’s youth wrestling program served as host for a tournament Saturday morning to raise money for the club. Additional photos are on the back page.
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    SHERWOOD STATE Bank opened its Fayette office at a grand opening Friday morning, drawing a large crowd to view the renovated building. Above, Burt Blue talks to teller Cindy Funk, while his wife, Jackie, looks around the new office. The Blues missed the opening and took a quick tour on Tuesday. Few traces remain of the former grocery store and theater, however, part of the original brick wall still shows in the hallway leading to the back of the building. The drive-through window should be ready for customers later in the month.
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    CARRYING—Riley Terry (blue jacket) and Mason Vaughn lead the way, carrying an empty casket outside to the hearse waiting at the curb. Morenci juniors and seniors visited Eagle Funeral Home last week to learn about the role of a funeral director and to understand the process of arranging for a funeral.
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    MORENCI student Dalton McCowan puts everything into a dead lift attempt Saturday morning during the Wyseguy Push/Pull event. Lifters helped raise more than $1,600 for the family of the late Devin Wyse, a former Morenci power-lifter who graduated last year. Commemorative T-shirts are still available by contacting teacher Dan Hoffman.
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    FROM THE LEFT, Landon Wilkins, Ryan White and Logan Blaker try out their artistic skills Saturday afternoon at the Morenci PTO’s first Date to Create event. More than 50 people showed up to create decorated planks of wood to hang from rope. The event served as a fund-raiser for miscellaneous PTO projects. Additional photos are on the back of this week’s Observer.
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    NEW OFFICES—Fayette village administrator Steve Blue speaks with tax administrator Genna Biddix at the new front desk of the village office. Village council members voted to use budgeted renovation funds targeted for the old office and instead buy the vacant bank building on the corner of Main and Fayette streets. The old office was sold to Sherwood State Bank. When everything is put into place in the spacious new village office, an open house will be scheduled. Council member David Wheeler donated all of his time needed to make changes in the bank interior to fit the Village’s needs.

2012.04.18 Doubt her perfection? Just read her obituary

Written by David Green.

By RICH FOLEY

I can’t help but notice that newspaper obituaries keep getting more creative. At least many of the ones I’ve seen lately are including more strange and sometimes even mystifying information. Out of respect for the deceased, I’ve changed all names and dates and no local obits are included.

You wouldn’t think that a person’s birth would be that out of the ordinary, but there’s the story of Bob, who was “born April 7, 1947 in a toilet.” I wouldn’t mind hearing more about that, as well as a few more details about Jim, who “came into this world on October 23, 1959, via a free ride in a paddy wagon.” So were the police giving his mother a ride to the hospital, or was she under arrest?

That obit went on to say that Jim “loved Hershey candy bars, Black Russians, boating, playing Euchre and coin collecting...most of his spare time was spent fixing everything that “Helen” broke (which became a full-time job). Sledgehammers are not guaranteed for life.” Sounds like an interesting guy.

Then there’s Dale, who “walked to the beat of his own drum, held various jobs and was willing to help anyone for $20 bucks.” And I’m sure that none of her friends could ever forget Ethel, who was known “for her knack for spontaneously bursting into show tunes.”

I got a kick reading about Sherry, who “was a bowler in her early years and participated on a team with nurse friends. After bowling, the Canasta game started and the beer drinking continued.” I wonder if she ever met Gary, who “was great with a potato launcher and famous for his 5-egg broom trick.”  I’m sorry he’s no longer with us. I’d really like to know what a 5-egg broom trick is.

From his obit, Ray seems to have been quite a character as “those who were part of Ray’s life will remember such things as ‘squaw hash,’ ‘alligator meat,’ morning dips in Long Lake, the umbrella hat and bagpipe practice, if not particularly fondly, at least with the sort of smile and good humor that he always had for everyone.”

Patricia, who “could give directions that would rival Mapquest,” is probably greatly missed by her friends, as well as Frank, who “was a consummate storyteller and could turn the most mundane trip to the hardware store into an epic conquest.”

Even though he was born and lived his life in the suburbs, Don was “a farm boy at heart; seeing, hearing or talking about a classic John Deere tractor could bring a smile to his face and a tear to his eye.” Kevin, on the other hand, “enjoyed cutting grass on his Cleveland Browns custom riding lawnmower. Kevin also showed his artistic side by collecting and painting rocks, each with a humorous ‘Kevin-like’ saying.”

Other folks were into popular culture like Tim, who “had a love for music and enjoyed bands such as The Who, Eric Clapton and The Allman Brothers.” Television fans included Pat who “enjoyed watching  wrestling and his favorite TV shows—Man vs. Food and Sons of Anarchy,” and Lola, who liked “Days of Our Lives, Ellen, Sanford and Son and the Sunday Catholic Mass.”

Of course, some people even try to use their obit to enhance their image, like Sally, who was “a brilliant woman...she abhorred self-imposed illiteracy and illogical stupidity while retaining her faith in the federal government.” Wait a minute. Aren’t having faith in the government and opposing illogical stupidity mutually exclusive? Think about that for a minute, then we’ll continue.

Sally was also “a delight at family gatherings...she waited for the opportune moment to raise unexpected and thought-provoking comments. She then sat back and watched the debates expand their parameters.” I’m getting the impression that Sally wrote this herself, how about you?

Late in life, Sally had to enter an assisted living facility. While there, she “became a beloved resident, again giving wise and gentle counsel to any who wished to learn.” There’s no longer any doubt in my mind that she wrote her own obit. And for you comic strip fans out there, doesn’t she remind you a lot of Mary Worth?

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