2008.01.03 The Factoid File

Written by David Green.

By RICH FOLEY

The new year has barely started, but it’s already time for more stuff, fresh from the land of useless information....

The average amount of loose change contained in automobiles going through the auto crusher at the end of their useful life? $1.65, according to one of the country’s biggest auto recyclers. Better check under the seats the next time you trade one in.

In Italy, Parmesan cheese is the item stolen in one out of ten shop-liftings. Insert your own joke here.

The U.S. government owns about 85 percent of the state of Nevada. Add in Las Vegas, Reno and Carson City and there’s not much left over for anyone else.

Not too many of the old patent medicines survived passage of the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906, but Dr. Mile’s Compound Extract of Tomato can still be found today...only now we call it ketchup.

A Chinese anti-satellite weapons test early in 2007 added about 25 percent to the total of man-made space debris orbiting Earth. There are now roughly 12,000 traceable objects baseball size or bigger, plus more than 100,000 lesser-sized pieces. The smaller pieces are large enough to damage a spacecraft, but not big enough to track from Earth. Makes you want to be an astronaut, doesn’t it? The oldest man-made object in space is the old Vanguard I satellite, sent up by the U.S. in 1958. Does it receive mailings from the AARP, too?

Over 16 million gallons of motor oil leak from the nation’s vehicles each year. My old Chevy Caprice was responsible for a few gallons a year all by itself.

What is Mickey Dolenz, most famous for being drummer for The Monkees, up to these days? Amazingly, he’s the commercial voice of Snuggle, the fabric softener bear. On second thought, that’s actually quite appropriate, having a washed-up rock star helping to sell fabric softener.

Over three million people have their names legally changed each year. I wonder what the most popular new name is?

McDonald’s sells about 17 Big Macs every second in the United States alone. Not all of them to the person in front of you in line, even though it may seem like it.

Tim Brady, an employee of an English rental car company, borrowed a Porsche from inventory and was clocked driving it at 172 mph, the highest speed ever recorded on police radar. That feat also made him an ex-employee and cost him 10 weeks of jail time.

Sales of blank audio cassettes, which reached a peak of 442 million in 1990, have fallen steadily since to a mere 700,000 last year. Biggest users now are police and court stenographers. I still have some from before 1990 I’ve never used.

The late Merv Griffin, who developed the television show “Jeopardy,” also wrote the music played while contestants write their answers in the final round. His royalties from that 30 seconds of time filler reportedly earned him $70 million in royalties. Next time a stupid melody comes to you, better write it down.

Abraham Lincoln had never met Hannibal Hamlin, vice president during his first term, until well after their election in 1860. They corresponded by letter after Hamlin was given the second spot on the ticket, but their paths had never crossed prior to the election, even though Hamlin was a senator during Lincoln’s two-year term in Congress in the 1850s.

A gentleman named Bill Bunyan accomplished the unusual feat of eating a hamburger in every county of his home state of Kansas. But did he have fries with them?

Pound for pound, the ant population of the world outweighs the human population. And I’ve never even seen an obese ant.

The Dunlop Tire company has for the past few years offered a free set of tires to anyone willing to get the brand’s logo tattooed on their body. Over the first three years of the program, the company has paid off to 98 people.

Famous people of the past with tattoos include both Thomas Edison and Josef Stalin. I’m not sure any other similarities between those two exist.

Of all homes in the United States valued at over $1 million dollars, a whopping 41 percent are located in just one state—California. What, you were expecting me to say North Dakota?

  • Homecoming Court
    HOMECOMING—One senior candidate will be chosen Morenci’s fall homecoming queen during half-time ceremonies Friday at the football field. In the back row are seniors Mikayla Price, who will be escorted by Mason Vaughn; Madison Bachman, escorted by Kiegan Merillat, and Mikayla Reinke, escorted by Griffin Grieder. Senior Ariana Roseman is absent from the photo. Her escort is Garrett Smith. In the front is sophomore Abbie White, who will be escorted by Ryder Price; junior Madysen Schmitz, escorted by Harley McCaskey and freshman Madison Keller, escorted by Jarett Cook.
  • Front.cross
    HUDSON RUNNER Jacob Morgan looks toward the top of the hill with dismay during the tough finish at Harrison Lake State Park. Fayette runner Jacob Garrow focuses on the summit, also, during the Eagle Invitational cross country run Saturday morning. Continuing rain and drizzle made the course even more challenging. Results of the race are in this week’s Observer.
  • Front.bear
    HOLDEN HUTCHISON gives a hug to a black bear cub—the product of a taxidermist’s skills—at the Michigan DNR’s Great Youth Jamboree. The event on Sunday marked the fourth year of the Jamboree. Additional photos are on page 12.
  • Front.crossing
    Crossing over—Jim Heiney was given a U.S. flag to carry by George Vereecke (behind Jim in the hat), turning him into the leader of the parade. Bridge Walk participants cross over Bean Creek while, in the background, members of the Morenci Legion Riders cross the main traffic bridge on East Street South. Additional photos appear on the back page of this week’s Observer.
  • Front.hose Testing
    HOSE safety—The FireCatt hose testing company from Troy put Morenci Fire Department hose to the test Monday morning when Mill Street was closed to traffic. The company also checks nozzles and ladders for wear in an effort to keep fire fighters safe while on calls.
  • Front.starting
    BIKE-A-THON—Children in Morenci’s Summer Recreation Program brought their bikes last Tuesday to participate in a bike-a-thon. Riders await the start of the event at the elementary school before being led on a course through town by organizer Leonie Leahy.
  • Front.train
    WRECKAGE—Morenci Fire Department member Taylor Schisler walks past the smoking wreckage of a semi-truck tractor on the north side of the Norfolk and Southern Railroad tracks on Ranger Highway. The truck trailer was on the south side of the tracks

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