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    IN THE FIELD—2004 Morenci graduate Kayse Onweller works in a test plot of wheat in Texas. She’s part of Bayer CropScience’s North American wheat breeding program based in Nebraska, where she completed post-graduate work in plant breeding and genetics.
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    REFEREE Camden Miller raises the hand of Morenci Jr. Dawgs wrestler Ryder Ryan as his opponent leaves the mat in disappointment. Morenci’s youth wrestling program served as host for a tournament Saturday morning to raise money for the club. Additional photos are on the back page.
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    SHERWOOD STATE Bank opened its Fayette office at a grand opening Friday morning, drawing a large crowd to view the renovated building. Above, Burt Blue talks to teller Cindy Funk, while his wife, Jackie, looks around the new office. The Blues missed the opening and took a quick tour on Tuesday. Few traces remain of the former grocery store and theater, however, part of the original brick wall still shows in the hallway leading to the back of the building. The drive-through window should be ready for customers later in the month.
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    CARRYING—Riley Terry (blue jacket) and Mason Vaughn lead the way, carrying an empty casket outside to the hearse waiting at the curb. Morenci juniors and seniors visited Eagle Funeral Home last week to learn about the role of a funeral director and to understand the process of arranging for a funeral.
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    MORENCI student Dalton McCowan puts everything into a dead lift attempt Saturday morning during the Wyseguy Push/Pull event. Lifters helped raise more than $1,600 for the family of the late Devin Wyse, a former Morenci power-lifter who graduated last year. Commemorative T-shirts are still available by contacting teacher Dan Hoffman.
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    FROM THE LEFT, Landon Wilkins, Ryan White and Logan Blaker try out their artistic skills Saturday afternoon at the Morenci PTO’s first Date to Create event. More than 50 people showed up to create decorated planks of wood to hang from rope. The event served as a fund-raiser for miscellaneous PTO projects. Additional photos are on the back of this week’s Observer.
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    NEW OFFICES—Fayette village administrator Steve Blue speaks with tax administrator Genna Biddix at the new front desk of the village office. Village council members voted to use budgeted renovation funds targeted for the old office and instead buy the vacant bank building on the corner of Main and Fayette streets. The old office was sold to Sherwood State Bank. When everything is put into place in the spacious new village office, an open house will be scheduled. Council member David Wheeler donated all of his time needed to make changes in the bank interior to fit the Village’s needs.

2012.12.28 The themes of 2011

Written by David Green.

By DAVID GREEN

I’ve been reading through old “By the Way” columns in search of an underlying theme from the past year. Instead I found three, in addition to a little insanity and the continuing need to fill space.

First of all, I learned that I wrote fewer columns this past year than ever. There was one guest column—from Sandy Shepherd—and 10 repeats from years gone by.

The repeats are an indication of how busy I am, and this must have been a very busy year. I ran out of time often and turned to the archives every month but March and October. September was particularly rough: Sept. 14 and Sept. 20—two weeks in a row.

I’m guessing that’s OK by readers because they probably don’t remember them anyway from 20 years ago. Besides, they’re stories about my kids when they were young and those stories are probably more entertaining than the current themes.

Theme number one: Out of the Loop.

I discovered there were major reports of UFOs hovering over Chinese cities and that was completely new news to me. I’d never heard about it until last January. 

That column was the very first of the year and at the time I wrote: “When 2011 comes to a close, the previous sentence just might remain one of my favorites from By the Way for the entire year.”

I was right, and here it is: “Brother Guy is also the curator of the Pope’s meteorite collection.”

I was out of the loop on that, too. I never would have guessed that the Pope has a meteorite collection. Who da thunk it? Lucky guy. I would love to have a collection of meteorites.

I was out of the loop when it came to the possibility of a banana pestilence and out of the loop for not knowing what a Kroger Card is. I even feared I would have to return my romaine lettuce and go home empty-handed.

I was ignorant about the profession of Aaron Rodgers. I’m pleased to report now, at the end of the year, that I’ve witnessed some sharp passing of the football by the guy.

Another theme is The Odd.

That included reporting first-hand about the throwed rolls at Lambert’s Café, learning about retired astronaut Rusty Schweickart’s plan to save Earth with a gravity wagon, and reading about Harold Camping’s ideas about the end of the world.

I learned about barf art, about eating grubs (what I referred to as the other other white meat), and I learned that Dr. Bass thinks foods should be eaten one item at a time—first your watery food, then the not-so-watery food and on to the really dry stuff like old bread.

The final theme could be classified as Home Life.

This includes items such as sucking my wife’s bath towel into a vacuum cleaner; about operating in the dark and facing the consequences such as eating a salad made of compost, thinking hair gel was hand cream and getting the wrong toothbrush because someone turned the holder around.

There are tales of fighting ants, of finding a bug in an ear, of how to handle a snoring wife, and of searching for my other wife. I still don’t know that I have another wife, but my real wife often mentions her, as in, “That must have happened with your other wife.”

Someone sent an e-mail with information about my other wife, but she was misinformed. Wrong life.

One column that didn’t fit into the three themes was the one about an Observer from Scotland. Carol (Bachelder) Steck brought a photo of the Stirling Observer with almost an exact replica of the State Line Observer’s “flag” at the top of our front page.

There are similarities between the two communities and there are differences. Morenci is 178 years old; Stirling has been around since Stone Age times.

Finally, the column that I personally found most interesting from the year was written on day nine of no internet service at the Observer. A line was severed in the demolition process next door and I was trying to slide back into the 1990s.

I was completely lost. I no longer knew how to waste time without the internet. All I could do was stand at my standing desk and stare out the window. It was one of the strangest days of 2011, and those days have now come to an end.

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