2011.08.24 K'ping short; sav'n ink

Written by David Green.

By DAVID GREEN

My brother, Dannyboy, has struck again. He loves to look through the Observer and pick on me for any oddities he encounters.

For years he’s joked about “dog complaint” reports in the police news, wondering what the dog was complaining about. I even changed it to “complaint about a dog” for a few months, but that didn’t hold. Dogs were soon calling the police department again to lodge complaints about...who knows? You’d have to go in and read the police log.

This time Dan had something to say about the odd headline in last week’s paper: “Fayette k’garten enrollment takes a leap upward.”

I played around with that a long time, but working the words “kindergarten” and “enrollment” into a one-column headline is a challenge. I finally just gave an internal “oh well” and went with “k’garten.” Deadline loomed.

“Deadline loomed” is a pretty good reason for a lot of what you see in the Observer from week to week. There’s only so much that can be accomplished before it’s 3 p.m. Tuesday once again.

Why did we use that big Observer filler ad instead of writing about your event? Maybe deadline loomed.

Anyway, Dan asked who gave me permission to write “k’garten” for “kindergarten.” Who said that was an appropriate shortening of the word? Certainly not the Associated Press Stylebook, he said.

I doubt if the AP Stylebook addresses the possibility of abbreviating that word. I don’t consult the AP book all that often, which is probably obvious. We use the unwritten SLO Stylebook that changes from time to time based on what I think looks good and maybe on what I had for breakfast.

For example, I suppose we’ll use “e-mail” instead of “email” for a few more years. We’ll continue to use a lower case “i” in internet. The same with “website” instead of “Website” or “Web site.” I don’t know what AP says about this.

You’ll never see “backyard” in the Observer just like you’ll never see “frontyard” or “sideyard.” I shouldn’t say never; something might slip past my gaze. When you send in news about your “fundraiser,” you might as well save me the two seconds needed to change it to fund raiser.

Dan accused me of hating German words such as “kindergarten,” of being a hater in general, of serving as a word butcher, of causing my k’garten teacher Miss Gillen to do the proverbial turning over in her grave.

“Moaning. Pushing up the dirt. Heading for your house late at night with a word cleaver in her skeletal fingers. ‘D’green boy...’ she whispers. ‘Lil k’garten boy now a n’paper man.’”

And so forth. Dan does carry on with his Observer fun.

DO I dare mention the Observer wall? It’s the newest ugliest thing in Morenci. Someone suggested that it gives a ghetto look to the neighborhood. I’m now working in the ghetto.

For those of you who are distant readers, I’m referring to what’s remaining of the former car dealership after it was demolished. There’s a photo on the Observer website (an Aug. 10 entry).

The absence of a north wall in the old building was a demolition surprise. The builders just used the Observer wall and attached plaster to it. Now portions of the plaster remain.

I suppose it would eventually disappear as it’s exposed to the weather if you didn’t mind looking at it for a few years. The demolition company pounded away at it with a hammer (and damaged my brick). The workers had already tried to knock it off with their heavy equipment (and damaged my brick). Their specialty is demolition.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen. It’s part of the building that the city bought. In other words, it’s not my plaster and I would like it to be removed without damage to the Observer. I like the old bricks.

Any ideas from readers? Don’t tell me to cover it over with metal. Stucco? The plaster probably has to come off first. A lot of people are talking about a mural, but a city official cautioned me about investing in something that might later be blocked by construction of a new building.

I don’t know what lies ah’d for the w’ll, but I’m going to c’tinue to save cash by lim’tin’ ink usage at every op’tunity. That’s why I did it, D’boy.

  • Front.train
    WRECKAGE—Morenci Fire Department member Taylor Schisler walks past the smoking wreckage of a semi-truck tractor on the north side of the Norfolk and Southern Railroad tracks on Ranger Highway. The truck trailer was on the south side of the tracks
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    SCULPTORS—Morenci third grade students Emersyn Thompson (left) and Marissa Lawrence turn spaghetti sticks into mini sculptures Friday during a class visit to Stair District Library. All Morenci Elementary School classes recently visited the library to experience the creative construction toys purchased through the “Sculptamania!” project, funded by a Disney Curiosity Creates grant. The grant is administered by the Association for Library Services to Children, a division of the American Library Association.
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    REFEREE Camden Miller raises the hand of Morenci Jr. Dawgs wrestler Ryder Ryan as his opponent leaves the mat in disappointment. Morenci’s youth wrestling program served as host for a tournament Saturday morning to raise money for the club. Additional photos are on the back page.
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    SHERWOOD STATE Bank opened its Fayette office at a grand opening Friday morning, drawing a large crowd to view the renovated building. Above, Burt Blue talks to teller Cindy Funk, while his wife, Jackie, looks around the new office. The Blues missed the opening and took a quick tour on Tuesday. Few traces remain of the former grocery store and theater, however, part of the original brick wall still shows in the hallway leading to the back of the building. The drive-through window should be ready for customers later in the month.
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    FROM THE LEFT, Landon Wilkins, Ryan White and Logan Blaker try out their artistic skills Saturday afternoon at the Morenci PTO’s first Date to Create event. More than 50 people showed up to create decorated planks of wood to hang from rope. The event served as a fund-raiser for miscellaneous PTO projects. Additional photos are on the back of this week’s Observer.

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