The Weekly Newspaper serving the citizens of Morenci, Mich., Fayette, Ohio, and surrounding areas.

  • Snow.2
    FIRST SNOW—Heavy, wet flakes piled deep on tree branches—and windshields—as the area received its first significant snowfall of the season. “Usually it begins with a dusting or two,” said George Isobar, Morenci’s observer for the National Weather Service, “but this time it came with a vengeance.” By the end of the day Saturday, a little over four inches of snow was on the ground. Now comes the thaw with temperatures in the 40s and 50s for three days.
  • Front.sculpt
    SKEWERS, gumdrops, and marshmallows are all that’s needed to create interesting shapes and designs for Layla McDowell Saturday at Stair District Library’s “Sculptamania!” Open House. The program featuring design games and materials is one part of a larger project funded by a $7,500 Curiosity Creates grant from Disney and the American Library Association. Additional photos are on page 7.
    Morenci marching band members took to the field Friday night dressed for Halloween during the Bulldog’s first playoff game. Morenci fans had a bit of a scare until the fourth quarter when the Bulldogs scored 30 points to leave Lenawee Christian School behind. Whiteford visits Morenci this Friday for the district championship game. From the left is Clayton Borton, Morgan Merillat and James O’Brien.
    DNA PUZZLE—Mitchell Storrs and Wyatt Mohr tackle a puzzle representing the structure of DNA. There’s only one correct way for all the pieces to fit. It’s one of the new materials that can be used in both biology and chemistry classes, said teacher Loretta Cox.
  • Front.tar.wide
    A TRAFFIC control worker stands in the middle of Morenci’s Main Street Tuesday morning, waiting for the next flow of vehicles to be let through from the west. The dusty gravel surface was sealed with a layer of tar, leaving only the application of paint for new striping. The project was completed in conjunction with county road commission work west of Morenci.
  • Front.pull
    JUNIORS Jazmin Smith and Trevor Corkle struggle against a team from the sophomore class Friday during the annual tug of war at the Homecoming Games pep rally. Even the seniors struggled against the sophomores who won the competition. At the main course of the day, the Bulldog football team struggled against Whiteford in a homecoming loss.
    YOUNG soccer players surived a chilly morning Saturday in Morenci’s PTO league. From the left is Emma Cordts, Wayne Corser, Carter and Levi Seitz, Briella York and Drew Joughin. Two more weeks of soccer remain for this season.
  • Front.ropes
    BOWEN BAUMGARTNER of Morenci makes his way across a rope bridge constructed by the Tecumseh Boy Scout troop Sunday at Lake Hudson Recreation Area. The bridge was one of many challenges, displays and games set up for the annual Youth Jamboree by the Michigan DNR. Additional photos on are the back page of this week’s Observer.
  • Front.homecoming Court
    One of four senior candidates will be crowned the fall homecoming queen during half-time of this week’s Morenci-Whiteford football game. In the back row (left to right) is exchange student Kinga Vidor (her escort will be Caylob Alcock), seniors Alli VanBrandt (escorted by Sam Cool), Larissa Elliott (escorted by Clayton Borton), Samantha Wright (escorted by JJ Elarton) and Justis McCowan (escorted by Austin Gilson), and exchange student Rebecca Rosenberger (escorted by Garrett Smith). Front row freshman court member Allie Kaiser (escorted by Anthony Thomas), sophomore Marlee Blaker (escorted by Nate Elarton) and junior Cheyenne Stone (escorted by Dominick Sell).
  • Front.park.lights
    GETTING READY—Jerad Gleckler pounds nails to secure a string of holiday lights on the side of the Wakefield Park concession stand while other members of the Volunteer Club and others hold them in place. The volunteers showed up Sunday afternoon to string lights at the park. The decorating project will continue this Sunday. Denise Walsh is in charge of the effort this year.
  • Front.homecoming Court
  • Cheer
  • Front.park.lights
  • Front.pull
  • Front.ropes
  • Front.sculpt
  • Front.tar.wide
  • Front.toss
  • Front.walk Across

2009.10.07 If I only had a pulse

Written by David Green.

If I only had a pulse


The plan sounded really good to me. When Mailman Mark or Mailwoman Nellie walked into the office in the morning, I would be laid out on the Observer’s front counter with a drinking straw attached to my neck.

The straw would twitch with every beat of my heart.

Somewhere I ran across a link to a website called Surfing Science. Within a section called Science Tricks were the directions for making a Straw Heart Monitor.

Very simple. Get a drinking straw and a wad of poster-hanging putty. Poke the straw into the putty, lie on your back and find your pulse in your neck. Set the putty on this spot so the tip of the straw is just above your eye.

“Now watch what’s a little freaky.”

I certainly wanted to look a little freaky when Mark came in. It would be odd enough to find me spread across the counter, but add to that a twitching straw at my neck...freaky. Just what Mark deserves in the morning as he starts his route through town.

There was only one problem when I tried this out at home. I found a straw and some putty, but couldn’t find any pulse in my neck.

The website says “This cheap little gizmo will open your eyes to the amazing muscle that keeps you alive and kicking.” I felt plenty alive, but I had no kick.

That trick isn’t the only thing that the Science Surfer has to offer. Mark would be equally impressed if I put on an inside-out latex bathing cap in this magical way:

Fill it with water and have someone hold it above your head with both hands. Let it drop (accelerating to 9.8 meters a second).

“Thanks to its incredible surface tension and low viscosity, the water flows around the side of my head and turns the cap inside out.”

Surfing Scientist says there’s a stack of science involved here, most of which still can’t be explained by physicists.

Or maybe I should go with the Freaky Ice Hand. Instructions are provided for creating a hand of ice using a kitchen glove. I would love to have Mark shake hands with one of those.

What happens to youngsters who are taught by Surfing Scientist types of teachers? They probably develop a love for science, but some of them go bad and end up at the Ig Noble Awards.

The 2009 winners were honored Thursday night at Harvard University and, as always, there’s an impressive array of work highlighted.

One study found that full bottles of beer break at a lower impact rate than empty bottles, but both are capable of fracturing the human skull.

Cows that have names give more milk than nameless cows. An analysis determined why pregnant women don’t tip over.

Some Mexican researchers created diamonds in tequila. Japanese scientists demonstrated that kitchen waste can be reduced more than 90 percent in mass by using bacteria extracted from the feces of giant pandas.

In California, a man decided to determine once and for all if knuckle cracking leads to arthritis of the fingers, like your mother always warned you.

He diligently cracked the knuckles of his left hand twice a day for 60 years, but never cracked the knuckles of his right hand.

“I’m looking at my fingers, and there is not the slightest sign of arthritis in either hand,” the researcher said.

Donald Unger, now 83, worked as an allergist over his long career and published many papers, but nothing brought him as much fame as the knuckle work.

“I’ve gotten a lot of awards and degrees, and all of a sudden I get my 15 minutes of fame out of this stupidity,” he said. “But I’m happy to get any award—I've got a blank space on my wall.”

Oh, and one more. A woman invented a brassiere that can be converted into a protective face mask. Actually, into a pair of masks—one for the wearer and one for a bystander in need.

All this good science sent me back to the lab. This time I ran around the house for a bit and watched the straw twitch a little on my wrist. I quickly laid down and got it in place on my neck.

Whoa! Isn’t that freaky!

Weekly newspaper serving SE Michigan and NW Ohio - State Line Observer ©2006-2015